Lessons from the Great Australian Flood (12 days left)

I’ve learned two things from the deluge in Brisbane, Australia:

1. Combined with California’s impending doom (according to the movie 2012 and Yahoo News), the Apocalypse is coming. See video below:

2. However, when Judgement Day comes, it’s good to know that everyone will become best friends. Yes, you will be hugging that terrible teacher you hate from middle school, while kissing that jerk who cut you off in traffic this morning. Check out my proof below: snakes don’t lie.

The snake who saved the frog in the flood. It's toadally dorbz.

In spite of In light of the weather and the end of the world, I have officially put my name down for river rafting during orientation. My best friend, Wikipedia, so aptly describes a Class 6 rapid:

Traversing a Class 6 rapid has a dramatically increased likelihood of ending in serious injury or death.. Successful completion of a Class 6 rapid without serious injury or death is widely considered to be a matter of great luck or extreme skill.

How convenient - everyone knows I've got mad skills and enough luck to meet a leprechaun. See you on the other side!