Dead horse: tomato sauce, which is Australian for ketchup.
Bullseye: meat pie.
They (the Australians, infamous for tricking gullible Americans) claim "dead horse" (pronounced "dead HAWS") sounds like tomato sauce (pronounced "to-MAH-to saws") and "bullseye" sounds like meat pie..
Well, lollipop sounds like poppycock, so Mr. Candyman, can I get one poppycock please?
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