Tuesday, June 7, 2011

A Series of Unfortunate Events, pt 3


Tuesday, May 31st
6pm
(Getting off the Greyhound from Airlie back to MacKay, where our flight leaves the next morning)
-Let's look around for a hostel or a hotel or something for tonight.
-"Sorry, no vacancy."
-"Sorry, no vacancy."
-"Sorry, no vacancy."
-"We have a few rooms available for $157/night."
-Creep #1: "Hey girls, are you looking for the backpackers'?"
-Yes.
-"It's down that street, it's called Geckos."
-We already tried there, it's full.
-"Well, I have a four bedroom house.."
-Goodbye.

6:30pm
-The other hostel without a phone should be on this street.
-You mean this dark, sketchy one with no lights? Let's go!
-It's this house. (Has no sign and looks like a brothel.)
-Um.. What's Plan C?

7pm
(Eating dinner and stalling, first at Noodle House, then at Hot Wok until closing time)
-Hey, my friends are staying at Geckos. They said a few of us could sleep on the ground in their room and the rest could sleep in their rental car.
-Sweet, let's do it.

9:30pm
(Outside Geckos Backpackers' Hostel)
-The receptionist is still there, we can't sneak in now.
-No worries, let's go chill at the Macca's (McDonald's) for a bit.

10pm
(At Macca's)
-Awesome, it's open 24 hours!
-Sweet! We'll have to order stuff at intervals so they don't kick us out.
-Alright, I'll go get a coffee right now.
-Yeah, and I'll get some chicken in like 30 minutes..
-This is hilarious, we're going to become best friends with the people working here.
-..and then I'm going to get a McFlurrie..
-Do you think I could nap in that corner?
-..and hey look, they've got wings too..

10:30pm
-..mm fresh baked croissant when they're fresh baked at 4am..

11pm
-Wow, it really got empty in here.

11:05pm
-"Girls, we're closed. I'm going to give you five minutes to get out of here."
-But 24 hours..?
-"Only the drive-thru."
-@#$#%!
-Okay, I'll call my friends at the hostel. Let's head over there now, hopefully the receptionist is gone.

It was a shame, we had already made such good progress towards our goal to order everything on the menu in one night.

11:15pm
(On the way to the hostel)
-There's a movie theatre! I bet we could kill a few hours there.
-"Closed."

11:30pm
(Outside Geckos Backpackers' Hostel)
-Sweet, receptionist is gone.
-Alright, let's go!
(Halfway down the hallway, a woman appears.)
-"Who let you in?"
-Our friend, he's outside.
-"You can't come in here. You're not staying here. That door is locked for a reason. Blah blah blah."
-..We just came to look for my cell phone charger in his room..
-"I'm not stupid."
-Fail.

::to be continued, in pt 4::

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